Cool and funny SMS wishes for good night to your beloved girl, woman. Short, funny SMS for a guy. “Good night Funny short good night wishes for a man

Confessions to a girl Good morning beloved Good night darling Good night to my wife I miss my beloved Apologies to my beloved For the mood Love girlfriend

Sweet dreams to you, my baby,
Good night, rest from the day!
But in dreams with a joyful flash
I wish you to meet me too!

The night lights glow with bright light.
The stars are scattered in the heavenly expanse.
Beauty, I wish you a good night,
I spread out my sea of ​​love for you!

I will emerge in your dream as a huge shark
And I will kiss you predatorily all night!
I want you to fall asleep quickly.
Oh, how erotic my prey is!

Darling, good night! I wish you a soft pillow like feathers, a comfortable bed like a princess, sweet dreams like May honey, interesting adventures like in a fairy tale.

Sweet dreams, my dear!
In them, be a princess among miracles!
And don’t dare crush the pea
My favorite bodies!

Do you believe in fairy tales? Fine!
Let her dream about you.
Let someone say: “So what?”
But you have time to enjoy it.

Let yourself go into your dreams
And be inspired by heaven.
Remember this beauty
Soar in your sleep like a bird!

Evening has come, and all my thoughts now, just like in the morning and during the day, are about you. After all, my endless feeling of love is not going to sleep. Well, I wish you a peaceful sleep, have a good rest!

Beloved, let me give you colorful dreams,
The stars will lull you to sleep.
But if I find out, it wasn’t me who dreamed,
Let's talk seriously.

Sleep well, my baby,
I will cover your feet
I'll kiss you tenderly on the cheek
And we put an end to this.

You worked hard during the day,
I want you to dream
The land of happiness, where we are together:
I am the groom and you are the bride.

Good night to you, my sweet candy. Gain strength for a new day, because tomorrow you will drive me crazy again. May your sleep be light, beautiful and cheerful, like a summer cloud, like you, my beloved.

My love, close your eyes
And the wave will carry you along
To the quiet shore of a glorious fairy tale,
Where we will be happy with you.

My joy, may you dream
A sea of ​​discounts and various sales.
Where I could admire things:
“Silk is wonderful! Delicate knitwear!

In everyone's dresses you are slim and neat,
The most fashionable color and style everywhere.
Everything is yours and, most importantly, free.
Let me have a dream like this.

I wish you a good, affectionate, gentle night! And also - so that it ends as soon as possible, because this will bring our long-awaited meeting with you much closer, my beloved and adored girl!

There were no roses, only daisies around
And so modest are the beautiful cuties,
What a shame it is to sprinkle petals on the bed,
But you can find out the truth from them!
Good night, honey, you know
That I love you, no matter what!

Mixing the Ursa Major with a ladle
My love, your sweet dream is in a hurry.
Honey of passionate kisses, dear,
Let him bring the syrup of hugs!

And only the dawn, waking up, will be in a hurry
Shadows to smear the blue eye of the sky,
I will wake up my beloved sweet tooth
The dream is ready to be repeated dozens of times!

Darling! Let you dream today that all the world’s brightest fashion brands are crowded into your closets, the best stylists are queuing up to see you, your phone is just ringing off the hook with lucrative business offers, and you love me even more!

Alina Ogonyok

P Last night I was lying in bed looking at the stars - the beautiful sky and the endless horizon and suddenly I thought... where the hell is my roof?

N night fell, silence,
And where is your hand now?
And what are the thoughts in your head?
What do you want in the dark?
Don't hold him so tight
After all, this is your PHONE, Baby!

I sent an angel to kiss you goodnight, but he came back and said that an angel does not kiss an angel!

TO what if you're not in bed?
Why are you still awake?
You play on the computer
Or are you just sitting there?

Ah, you're looking for a bedtime story!
So now I'll show you
Quickly jump onto the bed,
I'll tell you right now.

You understand everything, turn it off,
Well, go to bed quickly.
Close your eyes quickly
Don't forget to hug your wife.

L my little guy, are you awake again?
You, night owl, say
It's a sin to sleep at night,
How stupid and funny.
Good night to you.
And sleep - don't sleep, as you wish.

WITH Hurry up, close your eyes and go to bed, I’ll start the stopwatch! Just don’t lie down on the edge - remember about the gray wolf who can grab you by the side. The sooner you fall asleep, the sooner you will wake up. May you have the sweetest dreams in the world, in which the stars will play hide and seek with you, and the moon will illuminate your path.

WITH calm down, I won't come,
I'll spend this night
At work in the office...
Oh, these bosses!
***

> WITH toe frogs and crickets,
You're the only one who can't sleep,
Sleep, sleep, sleep quickly,
How can I put up with you?

I'm tired, I just want to sleep
Let's swear for you.
I'll just lie down on the bed,
You'll start riding me.

That's enough, I'm leaving
I can’t bear it anymore, I can’t bear it anymore.
I'll lie down on the kitchen floor,
Good night to you.

N and you can’t fly with a broom anymore,
Thank God you fall asleep.
Your friend, soft black cat
Warms a girl's tummy.
SMS - good night,
Without a broom or other damage.

WITH good night and may you dream about the chocolate kingdom. And don’t forget to try the chocolate fence and drink from the milk river.

R fish, bunny, cat, fly!
Sleep, beloved little animal!
On a down pillow
Put on pink ears!

N hell the moon is burning on the earth,
I want to sleep until morning.
I want to say, in short,
Sweet Dreams, good night!

P May you dream of a gentle, white, affectionate animal -
He will stroke your ass and turn you on a little,
He will kiss your neck and then your stomach,
Then he will go down a little lower and...
Good night! Your animal!

G I sleep all night long,
You understand, luck is coming.
But I haven't forgotten about you
I want your sleep to be sound.
Good night SMS
It will arrive properly, like a summons.

T Iho night will come in the city,
And the clouds moved away from the moon,
Know that you are alone with me forever,
Sleep. Your Adam. And you are my Eva.

WITH Wishing you sweet, tender, beautiful, unforgettable, pleasant, delicious, unusual, extravagant, extreme, chic, awesome, cool, soft, fluffy... and also openwork, crystal, colorful, marmalade, chocolate and erotic DREAMS!!!

WITH take it easy, darling,
I'm about to leave for the match,
Even if my club loses -
I promise not to wake you up!

May you dream of victory
The cup that they are trying to take,
If suddenly this miracle happens,
I'll kiss you in the morning!

IN I'll add a mug of sugar and honey
And I'll put syrup in it.
I'll upload everything via SMS.
I'll send you a sweet dream

AND Life became shorter by a day, no sex, good night.

WITH good night hubby,
Just don't snore today.
It was just a hard day
So I got tired of everything at work.

So that you don't snore today,
I'll pinch your nose with a clothespin,
But it won’t help, well, alas,
I'll cover your nose with our heating pad.

Good night hubby,
I want to wish tiredly.
And you lay down on your side,
And you’ll sleep on me very sluggishly.

AND I try not to overeat at night so that my sleep is sweet and deep! I wish to sleep until the roosters, not to be woken up by a car alarm! I wish you a peaceful night to prepare for the next, but already stormy one... Sweet dreams!

WITH baby, close your eyes, open your mouth slightly,
Don’t forget about saliva - wipe it with your hand.
Jokes aside, sleep dear!
You are beautiful without wiping off your saliva!

WITH the sun wanders between the roofs.
You're probably asleep now.
Why am I sitting and getting angry?
Let me dream about you!
I'll lie down next to you on the bed -
Don't open your eyes!
Pale silk along the shoulder
I'm spread out, I'm hot,
I'll kiss the curve of your lips -
Whoever saw it died
And I will calm down on my chest.
When you wake up, wake up...

Z finally fall asleep!
If you're going to talk
And count dogs, sheep,
Always thinking about the weather
And about morning food,
And about what to go out in public in,
And about bread and water,
It won't be true!

Sleep well, sweet dreams!
Stick cotton wool in your ears,
Count the cows first
Or other cattle!

E If you don't wish me good night, then five little devils will come to you and tickle you all night!!!

WITH time to go, good night,
We are very, very tired
They don't want to see their eyes,
They fall asleep, they fall asleep,

Lips are tired of speaking
And the teeth cannot chew,
Our legs are tired
That they were trampling along the path,

The hands are sleeping, they are tired
Lifted and grabbed
And they wrote and waved,
They gave us no rest

Sweet dreams, time for bed,
Sleep well until the morning!

L my beloved, good night! I'll come home at two in the morning!!!

X Look, I'll come to you in a dream,
I will kiss you tenderly in silence,
I'll sit next to you on the bed
And I won't let you sleep all night?

I to you tonight
I'll fly like a mosquito,
I'll bite your ear
As much as I want.

You don't believe my words
Why don't you want to sleep?
I'm not a bug in your crib
To bite you at night.

Okay, sleep well already,
I won't fly to you.
It's just a text message
I just want to see you.

***

AND I have sweet dreams with a slight hint of vanilla
Late Night Dessert Service

WITH pi, my darling, sleep, good
Otherwise I’ll throw you out of bed
Hush, Little Baby, Do not Say a Word,
Sleep well, mother...

***

I thief. I'm here to steal your sleep and your heart.

H no matter how mosquitoes bite you,
Bugs and various insects,
Wish you good night,
I want you my chamomile.

May you have dreams
So that without nightmares and anxiety.
You will discover all your dreams in them,
And in your dreams you will see roads to them.

So go to sleep quickly
Good night my mouse.
And only in your dreams don’t forget,
How I love you monkey.

Good night my beloved tiger,
That's it, it's time to sleep, there will be no mating games,
I give your dream to Morpheus,
And with it I will send my love to you!
May all your dreams be sweet,
May your dreams come true,
So that waking up wasn’t a torment,
May you wake up in a great mood!

***
Pieces of peaceful dreams are already penetrating into the mind,
Your clothes are sleeping in the closet, and your socks are in the corner.
So go to bed too, my love, quickly,
To sleep peacefully and comfortably until the morning.

***
Sleep well, my beloved - I'm waiting again,
I'll make the bed again for the two of us,
We can knead it together,
Well, for now, it's time to fall asleep.

***
I completely killed my makeup while typing SMS.
Good night my beloved,
May you dream about sex
But the end is for you, dear,
If he is not with me!

****
Put on your nightcap.
Finally, fall into bed.
Sleep soundly on a dark night,
Just don't snore too much.
Turn on your side,
Find yourself in magical dreams.

****
D-uhovno
Oh-invigorating
B-crazy
R-romantic
Awesome
I-interesting
Gently
O-naughty
Wonderful
K-strawberry
And-...just good dreams!

****
And I'm lying in bed
and I dream about you sweetly, sweetly.
You know that you are the only one!
Good night dear!

****
It's night outside the window,
Close your eyes quickly.
and then you will dream of me,
kiss on the cheek.
Darling, good night!

****
Tonight dreams in a basket
He will bring it to you through the window,
Bright light of the moon and stars.
Angel is with them
He will fly to the light.
To whisper in your ear
Sleep sweetly baby.

****
Darling, don't toss and turn in bed
It’s hard, I know, to sleep without me!
Enough to dream about me today,
You can finally snore already!

Funny good night wishes for your loved one

****
Forget, my love, about your problems,
Have a good night's rest!
About all unsolvable dilemmas
Tomorrow to think, but now – no, no!
I need you fresh and beautiful,
So go to bed and get some sleep!
So that the morning is not sleepy,
Wake up tomorrow full of new strength!

****
Sleep, little bunny, go to sleep,
Close your mouth quickly
Turn around on the barrel -
Pass out immediately!

****
Darling, quickly fall asleep peacefully,
And very much, dear, don’t twist.
Let it be fun and sultry in your dreams,
Look, don't fall out of bed.

****
Sleep, beloved, it’s night outside,
And the mosquito took a nap on the ceiling,
Even a mouse sleeps in its hole,
Fish and shellfish sleep in the river.
Silence reigned over the earth,
You can't hear the boys in the yard.
Only you, my beloved, are awake,
Go to sleep soon, sweet dreams!

****
It's time to sleep, the bull is snoring,
He scratches his side with his foot!
And it's time for you to sleep,
Something to scratch too!
Hurry up and fall asleep
Don't lie on the edge, my friend!

****
The stars are blinking for the month,
They begin their round dance,
It's time for you to sleep,
I wish that your dream comes true.

****
Sleep like babies in a crib
So carefree, pure, sweet,
Let the fairies make their dreams come true,
I wish you tenderness!

****
The night is dark outside the window,
Sings a lullaby to everyone,
Darling, and you already,
A warm bed is waiting.

****
Everyone wants sleep at night...
Go to sleep... good night...
I wish that in a dream
I had dreams about me.
Sweetly the cat fell asleep under the chair,
The birds fell asleep until the morning...
To sleep by dawn
And continue your journey around the world
So do you, close your eyes
And have your best dream.
Where will I be, of course?
Follow you everywhere!

****
Sleep in pajamas or naked,
Sleep alone or at a party,
I'll come to you today
In your sweetest dreams!

Cool good night wishes for your loved one

****
Hurry up to go to bed,
I'll make you laugh
To be in a great mood
Go to dreams!
Don't snore loudly at night
Quietly sniffle...
Sleep like a little child
The night lulls you...
I wanted to wish a little,
To sleep sweeter and more soundly:
The dream wants to come into your arms,
He whispers: “Good night...”

****
Sleep forcibly closes my eyes,
Every evening pesters you!
You stubbornly don't want to at night
Snore alone until the morning...
Put the bear under your pillow
Squeeze his soft paw...
And imagine that this is not a toy,
And the object of your great love!
And then the top and that old woman,
What did you dream about in the darkness?
They won't scare you anymore,
They will only cause tired laughter!

****
It's easy to say: “Good night!
Wish you dreams until dawn.
But everyday and very simple
Go to sleep with a serious look.
Let the wishes be funny
Colored ones will send you into dreams.
But just don't lie against the wall,
So as not to knock your knees out in your sleep!
And don't snore like a sleepy bear
And don't roll around in bed too much.
Behave decently in your sleep
And you will see an unusual dream!

****
Good night hubby,
Just don't snore today.
It was just a hard day
So I got tired of everything at work.
So that you don't snore today,
I'll pinch your nose with a clothespin,
But it won’t help, well, alas,
I'll cover your nose with our heating pad.
Good night hubby,
I want to wish tiredly.
And you lay down on your side,
And you’ll sleep on me very sluggishly.

****
Good night, superman.
Let you dream about flying.
Save me, and in return I will
I will turn into a beautiful firebird.

****
My darling, I know you are tired,
The day passed like a mad race...
Finally the late hour has come -
You will fall asleep as before - the sleep of a child!
May you dream at night that
What has become your dream for a long time...
Nothing will disturb your sleep -
I begged God for this...

****
Good night my piece of happiness,
So desirable, like the sun in bad weather,
Lie down, relax and sleep,
Perhaps you will see me in your dreams!

****
The moon is sleeping
The clouds have fallen asleep!
Angel took you
on your hands!
The dream brought
sang a song!
Kissed me on the cheek...
Flew away!!!

****
The sweetest to you,
tender, beautiful, unforgettable,
the most pleasant, tasty, unusual,
extravagant, extreme,
chic, awesome, cool,
soft, fluffy... and also delicate,
crystal, colorful, marmalade,
chocolate and erotic DREAMS!

****
You and I are two halves,
Two kittens in a basket
Together it’s better and warmer,
May I dream of you soon!
Good night!

Hi all!

Words to a guy with the words “good night” can be written not just like that, but in the form of short and funny SMS that bring a smile and warm feelings.

Short, funny SMS “good night” to your beloved

• Sleep, my beloved, I conjure! And so that you don’t dream of another!)
• I give you a night's sleep and remember that you are only mine!)
• My cat, curl up in a ball and go to sleep. See you tomorrow, bye-bye!
• My SMS in command letters orders you S-P-A-T-B!)
• Lay your body in bed, my boy, and tomorrow I’ll give you... a chocolate bar)
• The sun disappeared behind the mountain... and quickly under the blanket!
• Judging by the clock, you should already be asleep, but if this SMS is read now, you will fall into bed and press yourself against the mattress!
• I’m sending a sleepy cloud to you so that she can take my beloved to the crib by the hand)
• At night, my third eye opens, and for some reason I don’t see your curves on the bed?!
• Let's get straight to the point - calm down!)
• Have you already closed the lights? Have you placed the mechanism in a horizontal position? Then I am calm and also indulge in sleep)
• Let a sound sleep come to you like a boat with a blanket sail)
• Put your tired walkers in bed and go to sleep!)

Any man will be glad to receive attention, especially from his chosen one, who sometimes writes him funny SMS goodnight. And so that your beloved man thinks of you before going to bed as interesting and remind him of your relationship that unites you.

• Let the good Angels rock you into your cradle, and I will dream a little about your caramel and also join))
• Admit it, what do you want when you lie in the dark? Let me guess! Sleep?)
• Lie down, dear, on your side and let the cricket sing a good night song for you!)

Has my favorite little animal already climbed into its warm hole? I wish you sweet dreams!

Let's play hide and seek with you until tomorrow morning. I'm no longer there, I'm under the covers!)

Let all worries go into the night! Sleep, my dear, I love you anyway))

• I wish you amazing dreams, and I’m off to add sugar to my tea instead of vitamin E))
• Sleep, my little frog! Enough croaking for today))
• My cat, lie down on your beer tummy and go to sleep!
• Close your eyes, my beloved, and snore like a respectable man!
• Sleep, beloved, deeply, like a baby, so that no nightingale can wake you up in the morning!)
• May you be lucky in your dreams today, and you will finally fuck me!))

Short, funny SMS “good night” to a man

At night, you can tell your man in the form of short SMS, wishing him good night. He will be glad to have your attention and, accordingly, your charm.

• Place your ears on the pillow. Gently kiss. Your girlfriend.
• Sleep, my baby, but don’t forget to wipe away the drool when I come in your dream))
• I kiss the curve of your nose. Get some sleep. Hip-hip!))
• May you dream of flocks of glamorous sheep and you in the form of a ram))
• Cover your ears with cotton wool and plunge into the world of damn pleasant dreams!
• Connect your eyelashes and snore peacefully until the loud beep of the alarm clock on your phone!
• Dear, you have an urgent agenda - to appear in the kingdom of night sleep!)
• Your baby sends you a little sleep)
• Let this SMS take you on a night flight right now, just about!)
• Without loud words, I wish you pleasant dreams.)
• Read my SMS and quickly turn off the light!
• Let the stars in the sky shine brightly and put you to sleep!
• Sleep is persistently knocking on your door... you trust it with your body.
• For a day of hard work, get a hard rest for bed!)
• My cowboy, saddle up the dream and rush towards me along the lunar path)
• With the arrival of this SMS, expect miracles - soon a sound sleep will envelop your consciousness))

Wishing a girl good night is a seemingly ordinary and simple matter. But if this concerns a person whom you value and want to be with him every day, every minute, then this should not be done trivially. Especially when you're considering offering her your hand and everything you have. The heart too, of course. How can you make ordinary words look beautiful and original? Here, as they say, you need to know your future soul mate well. One option is to send an SMS with a text only to the two of you that is understandable and pleasant. But that's not true. The right phrases and the love embedded in them can sometimes work wonders.

But this method is good when it is impossible to personally hug and kiss your only one. There are more original ways. But you understand that it should not be in the morning, otherwise everything will look too cool. And in the evening at a “decent” time, even sleepy, she will be glad to see you. Where is the guarantee that she didn’t dream about it? And an “extra” kiss will only be a joy for you. At least that way. For especially romantic natures, we can recommend saying funny poems for my beloved own writing. Yes, it's not easy. But it wouldn’t hurt to try for your queen. After all, the main thing is not the quality of what is written, within reason, but the sincerity, respect, love inherent in the poems. Maybe a postcard too. If this isn't your girl. For your own, you only need words, even in SMS, but better in person. You haven’t forgotten that women listen more, and therefore it is better to convey all your feelings in a personal conversation.

Poems to a girl in SMS

Your beloved eyes and smile,
I see as if in reality
You go to sleep, even if in an unsteady atmosphere,
Everyone will come to you with a kiss that I send.

Sleep well, don't worry about anything,
My love is standing over your shoulder
She will protect you
It will save you from troubles and misfortunes.

Sleep, I wish you peaceful dreams,
I dream of lying next to you.
I want to smell your scent...
There's a little time left until morning...

So close your eyes tiredly
Hide your feet under the blanket
While I'm not there, it's not hot,
We're not with you yet, it's a pity...

May you dream of a cat -
White, soft wrapper.
He will sleep with you
Your dream will guard

You press yourself closer to him -
Together you will be warmer!
Good night!!!
Your cat.

I will tell you without keeping silent -
I always want “this”!
I want it on my nightstand and on the couch!
Squatting and upside down!

And in the cold and summer heat,
When the rain pours overhead!
And even if it’s very late,
I want...to say "Good night!"

I would like to sleep with you.
Gently, gently hug
And bury your nose in your neck,
Dragging you into bed.

I would like to kiss
To put my lips on you and caress you,
And then hold you close
And stroke it in your sleep.

Darling, let this night drive
All sad thoughts and all sorrows go away!
Let my confessions awaken in you
The desire for pleasure and desire.

What if suddenly a series of fantasies
If they come to you, then obey them, yes!
Let the languid bliss - a premonition of love -
It will overwhelm you. I'll come, call me!

My dear, good night.
I write to you with tenderness.
Miracles, whatever you want,
I'll ask Morpheus.

Let the night come with the most tender caress,
Will bestow bliss and warmth,
And dreams like a good fairy tale
They will fill your bright home!

May you dream of an Angel
Let him come down from heaven
Kisses tenderly on the cheek
And he will give you a Mercedes!

And on this Mercedes
I'm ready to take you!
The best girl in the world
I wish you sweet dreams!